After the former Beast Japanext announced on August 23, 2024 that they will be changing their team name to “Beast X”, many unhappy fans are now calling the team “Beast Twitter”.
We received various comments from fans, including:
- “I refuse to use the letter. It is and always has been Twitter.”
- “What’s X? I only know Twitter.”
- “I’m very disappointed that the Beast will be changing their name ne’Twitter’t season. I E’Twitter’pect that a lot of backlash from the changes.”
- “I won’t let Elon Musk take over my M-League team. He can go ruin something else.”
Some people seem to have major trauma from the letter. “No, not X! Please, I don’t want to think about algebra class!” pleaded one university student. “Please don’t remind me of them…” begged a recently-divorced single man.
Others are complaining about the inaccuracy of the name change. One religious scholar told us:
Everyone knows that the Number of the Beast is 666, not 10
Similar criticisms are being by placed by sports bettors. “If they are trying to predict their placement this season, I don’t think they are doing a very good job. I’d be really impressed if they manage to be correct”.
Parents are also showing major concern for the name change. “We are taking education back almost 3,000 years. ‘X’ is not ’10’ unless you lived in ancient Rome and wear a toga” one parent complained. Another parent sounded the alarm after they found their child searching for “BEAST X Videos” online.
Some fans seem to be a bit more understanding. “Maybe they took the kanji 十 (the number 10) and tilted it for design purposes”, one fan guessed.
When we asked Japanet Broadcasting, BSJapanext’s parent company, about the change, they simply replied:
Hey, at least we didn’t call it “Beast BS” or “BS Beast”
In other news, it is reported that BSJapanext will be creating a new anime called “Beast 10”. It will feature a boy with a high-tech, extraterrestrial wristwatch called the “Ponmitrix” that can turn him into a mahjong-playing wolf.
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