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People Magazine has chosen Kondo Seiichi of the Sega Sammy Phoenix as the Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. Kondo Seiichi is well known for documenting his trip to hot springs and being constantly surrounded by women. On March 4, 2021, Kondo made us all sweat when he won a Riichi/Ippatsu/Tsumo/Pinfu/Tanyao/Iipeikou/Aka 1/Ura 1 in South 4Continue reading “BREAKING: Kondo Seiichi is People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive”

The court case between Sonoda Ken of the Akasaka Drivens and Ishibashi Nobuhiro of the U-Next Pirates is now underway. Ishibashi is suing Sonoda for 10,000,000 yen for copyright infringement after Sonoda had used Ishibashi’s signature “Red 5 Discard Trap” on December 3, 2020. The maneuver, which was done in S1-0, cost Ishibashi 5,500 pointsContinue reading “BREAKING: M-League Court Case Now Underway”

The National Institute of Public Health of Japan has released a statement regarding the statements said and actions of Ishibashi Nobuhiro on December 14, 2020. The first incident reported detailed an account of Ishibashi Nobuhiro calling riichi with two visible dragon pons and none of the other green dragons visible. The institute states that, “MerelyContinue reading “BREAKING: Ishibashi Nobuhiro Considered Dangerous to Public Health”

Kobayashi Go of the U-Next Pirates has been caught cheating during M-League games. Authorities say that they found a microchip embedded in his left hand and a device that vibrates when he places his hand over the best tile to discard. Reports of suspicious activity started to come in after Kobayashi switched from being aContinue reading “BREAKING: Kobayashi Go’s Deep Secret Exposed”